![]() ![]() Suffering: They are severely cut up and mangled, so it was probably gruesome and awful, though it appears they died quickly since they still have all their equipment on rather than hospital gowns.Īfterlife Status: They are stuck wearing all their gear which is a bummer because taking off your pads after a tough game feels amazing. The Football PlayersĬause of Death:Bus crash that killed the entire team Not to mention, he doesn’t have to worry about telling the story about how he died over and over again. But when you’re dead that probably looks much worse than it is, and he can get around easily. Oh, yeah, and he has a massive chicken bone sticking sideways in his throat. Overall not a bad situation, other than having to deal with incompetent dead idiots who allow themselves to be photographed and lose their damn handbook! ALL THINGS CONSIDERED… Chicken Bone ManĬause of death: Choking on a chicken bone at a chicken restaurantĪfterlife Status: He’s dressed for a night out which isn’t that bad (you’re always better off being overdressed than under), but he is forced to wear a bib, which isn’t a great look. She exhales through her neck, but that actually looks badass. The slit in her throat, from where she seems to have had a laryngectomy in life, doesn’t stop her from speaking normally now, nor does it stop her from smoking. Who has it better than these two? I’m alive right now and I don’t look this good.Īfterlife Status: Her clothing seems to reflect her new career as a dead case worker rather than what she probably had on when she died, so she’s looking stylish. Suffering: They were likely unconscious when they drowned, so very little.Īfterlife Status: We’re including them only to point something out–look at these two whiny dead babies! They look totally normal, they are wearing their favorite clothes, and their skin hasn’t even started turning a weird color yet. PRETTY GOOD FOR DEAD Barbara and Adam MaitlandĬause of Death: Drowning after a car crash We can pretend that when he died he was wearing the mask from the Jim Carrey movie. Out of the three unknown deaths he seems to have had it the worst. There’s some sort of weird black thing resembling a hand or monster sticking out of his chest, but we can’t be sure what it is. Us.) Some kinds of anemia can cause a person’s skin to turn that color, but that might be a stretch. Um….maybe don’t Google “gangrene.” (Trust us. In trying to figure out this alien-looking character’s death we thought maybe his green skin was a hint. His clothes seem relatively comfortable, and his biggest issue is an eternity with that awful haircut, so he’s in great shape other than realizing his life’s work might have been a total waste. His purple skin could have something to do with how long he has been deceased rather than how he died (choking?), but that’s unclear. Seated next to the Magician’s Assistant, there are no clues about his cause of death. He doesn’t have to deal with any major hindrances, unless he regrets his large headdress. The Witch Doctor who shrinks Beetlejuice’s head for taking his spot in line doesn’t show any signs of how he died, which means it might not have been too bad other than he seems relatively young. There are three characters seen in the waiting room whose cause of death aren’t obvious so they can’t be accurately ranked. We’re not worried about their spot on the waiting list though, because what’s the rush? Seriously, don’t steal someone’s ticket unless you’re looking for a new look. That means we’re less concerned with how much they suffered during their death and more about how uncomfortable it made them after. So to celebrate three decades of our favorite bio-exorcist, we’re ranking the dead characters who met untimely deaths to determine who had it the worst. ![]() And based on the movie’s amazing netherworld waiting room scenes that can mean a very uncomfortable post-life existence. A big reason why is its wholly unique depiction of the afterlife, where rather than becoming angels or demons in Heaven or Hell, the dead must roam Earth for a period of time, exactly as they were the moment they died. Thirty years later the film is just as original and inventive as the day it was released. On March 30th, 1988 Tim Burton’s masterpiece Beetlejuice, starring Michael Keaton as the “Ghost with the Most,” was summoned to theaters.
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